So I got Pokemon Conquest which is supposedly Nobunaga's Ambition crossed with Pokemon.
It didn't allow me enough characters to name my character "The Skullfucker", so I tried to shorten it to "M.Fucker" for Motherfucker. Then I remembered that this is something that people are going to be calling me, and I don't really want my subjects to be calling me a motherfucker, the impudent scum, besides the fact that after a while it will translate to Monsieur Fucker in my mind after a while and I ain't playing a transvestite hooker.
It immediately partners me up with a sidekick armed with a Jigglypuff, immediately establishing how useless she is. I tried really hard to not have her on my team, but it was one of those deals where they give you the hope of losing her but not the reward.
Starting out my journey of being the tyrant leader of ancient Pokepan and crushing my enemies beneath my feet. There's this Jiraiya-looking dude wandering around who reacts to the violent overthrow of governments the same way one would react to seeing a group of neighborhood kids go out for ice cream.
I'm starting to think I'm not the kind of person this game is aiming for.
Takeyoshi loves the Magikarp I gave him so goddamn much. I think he wants to marry it.