WC: How To Feed Your Spider

Hey, I'm not dead.

Someone mentioned friendly spiders holding marshmallows and somewhere a vague connection was made.


Sam's life goal is to be bit by every weird animal on the planet. If he succeeds he's going to be a zombie/vampire/werewolf that is also very itchy.


For those of you unfamiliar with North American candy, marshmallow peeps are Easter-themed candies made of artificial sugar that you put into your microwave to teach your children the costs of a brutal ascension into godhood.